Art thou feeling it now Mr. Crabs?

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

you just have to be a liar to be a poster. a flagrant liar. you have to be able to say things like "thinking about Free Willy" when you're not thinking about him at all

Who up freein' they Willy?

just finished smoking a blunt with elon musk. he said he was gonna fix twitter and then greened out and threw up on my couch

it's true i was watching the whole thing thru the window

Vouch from the couch

This is such a calm place so far, my bitch based posting technique will have to find new ways to adapt

Oh shit whaddup????

Gettin back into the groove of things. I was more of a pc tumblr users as opposed to a mobile one and I suspect that will remain the case. Doing this from my phone is weird haha

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.