BigDixNButt

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

me: *peeking over the side of the urinal* did you know my chemical romance is getting- dude? What is that? Your wiener?

when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

if someone tried to assassinate me that would make me feel so important and valued and beloved

You have trust issues if you manually save a game after its been auto saved.

Me 100% of the time.

It was the best of both worlds.