Gayked Snake

DNI: Minors, chasers, TERFs, misogynists, misandrists, zionists, bigots of any kind

𓃦 About Me 𓃦        

Still deciding on an online moniker but I'm yet another twentysomething trans man with a forcemasc blog. Been out of the closet for about six years. Redneck transfag boxer who is more irritating about Fight Club, The Matrix, and militaria than any incel could ever be, big fan of coyotes, bears, and mountain forests in the winter.

Most of my forcemasc content is likely going to focus on the aggressive gender affirmation aspect, not likely to stray very far into freakyposting territory but if I ever do it will be tagged as such(I do wanna post some of my written work eventually).

𓃦 BYF/INTERACTING 𓃦

Asks are open but no flirting with me, I'm a taken and monogamous man(hi baby!!)

I have zero tolerance for chasers and will be trigger happy with the block button. I don't care if you're "lesbian except my tboy kings", "attracted to women and afabs", etc. Lesbians and straight men(unless the straight men in question are trans and thus part of my target audience) will be blocked outright if I see you interacting with nsfw posts. The former, go find a butch on T if you wanna goon to tdick that bad. The latter, you're a faggot.

My blog is geared towards binary trans men. If you're a nonbinary transmasc but share the sentiment of being tired of being discouraged from masculinity, you may find value in it too - just keep in mind I am posting for a male audience and use male terminology.

Do not call me a goddamn tboy. There is hair in my ass.

Do not bring bioessentialist attitudes around my blog. Acting like being afab or "socialized female" makes you a better person is terf ideology in a transparent raincoat, and I see entirely too many trans men falling for it.

I have a distinct happy trail going down my entire torso now, as in visible from a distance!

My chest hair is still coming in but is dark and also dense enough to see from afar, though it looks like a vague shadow more than anything.

I have the sorriest, patchiest pube stache - I shaved it when I first saw dark hairs to see if it was just a fluke from leftover beard dye, but sure enough, it's already coming in. I also have all of three dark hairs on my chin, but my peach fuzz on my chin and cheeks has exploded in growth. Debating on trying the shave-and-wait strat on them, but I wanna try to dye it again first.

Darker hair is appearing on my upper thighs. They're no longer oddly bald compared to my lower legs. Meanwhile my calf hair has gotten thick enough to give finger waves and the sides of my calves are no longer hairless.

My knuckles have hair and my toes have toupees.

As referenced in a previous post - I can't sit criss crossed in hoochie daddy shorts anymore because my bush is falling out the legs. Suffering from success.

My hands and feet are noticeably more vascular than before.

I hesitated to add mdni at first when I started this blog because I'd anticipated staying pretty PG-13 and thought it would make people expect adult content of me, but now I'm slowly getting more comfortable going in a more nsft-ish direction so I'm gonna have to update my pinned to say no.

THANK YOU that's the goal!

Cigars

Getting chainsaw certified

Sucking the dick of a beautiful gay man with a hell of a bush

Brown leather boots

Accidentally zipping your new crop of belly hair up in your work pants

Homemade muscle tanks that only become muscle tanks because you have too many accumulated sweat and deodorant stains to wear them as t-shirts anymore

Jerking off in the woods

Carrying a knife in your sock

Cosplaying Big Boss

Getting the snot beat out of you in a boxing match and dapping the other guy up afterwards while you're both laughing and complimenting each others' strikes and pouring blood from your noses

Rooster by Alice in Chains

The bandanna-around-wrist-and-hoochie-daddy-shorts-and-muscle-tank combo

Wearing military surplus with everyday outfits