does my fawn-like clumsiness and inability to make eye contact charm you ?

yes bitch

I think the meaning of life is eating good food in the company of people you love

you know what i AM dramatic and i AM a story teller and i AM NOT good at logic and i DO have a soft heart and i AM a little bit dumb and i DO love the idea of people and i get tired EASILY and i CANT handle conflict and i WANT to be a good person and that’s OKAY

No Noise November. everyone shut up

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

I fucking love Gritty.