That’s it, I’m starting a sideblog

Girl that apologizes for all of that, says she was going through a lot figuring out she was gay and took it out on you and feels bad about it, so she buys you a few drinks to apologize.

Girl that feels really comfortable to be around after you notice you her turning away a few guys with a sharp glare so you can be alone with her.

Girl that offhandedly jokes that she can take you out back and give you one last wedgie "for old times sake"

Girl that looks confused when you get visibly blushy and flustered and moan like you need something when she places a hand on your back near your waistband.

Girl whose heartrate spikes when you accidentally let slip that youve been fantasizing about her doing that exact thing to you for the last 15 years.

Girl who smiles sadistically as she invites you back to her place so she can bully you the way she always wanted to back when she didnt know why she thought you were cute.

her only little bit of resistance is a meek "oh, well, little one, i don't know if-"

I wanna be turned into a squirmy blushy puddle.

I wanna be a dumb little baby brained plaything for someone.

ojousama villainess: [knocking the tray out of my hands] Hmph! I do not have TIME for trifles like this. I must crush that useless mage.

me: Ok well do you have time to he nice to me because I worked really hard on that tea and you just threw it on the ground like it was nothing. That was mean. I don't like mean people.

ojousama villainess: What? I don't care about your feelings, maid.

me: Youre a bully. And I don't like bullies. Meanies like you should be nice and say sorry! I'm really nice to you and you're just mean!

ojousama villainess: i.. um.. sorry?

me: YAY! Thank you my lady~! I forgive you! [picking up the tray] La la la.. Picking up the messes~!