Ever Had A Lightbulb Moment?

Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.

Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.

Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.

Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.

Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.

Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.

—-Later, At the Watchtower-—

Based on this tiktok.

Dick: peanuts

Jason: almonds

Tim: hazelnuts

Damian: pistachios

Duke: macadamia nuts

Cullen: soy nuts

Stephanie: pecans

Cassandra: chestnuts

Barbara: cashews

Harper: kola nuts

Carrie: acorns

Kate: Brazil nuts

Alfred: walnuts

Selina: pine nuts