Bianca Icaras

It’s really fun being an American reading a British novel where an American appears like “and then this loud, over-friendly FREAK entered the room.”

once i was talking to @nudistcat about watching a lot of agatha christie adaptations where there's sort of a stock character of the hot (sometimes-obnoxious, yes) american serviceman who gets all the ladies, and i was like, "where did this come from? was it because the u.s. entered both world wars later and so our soldiers were comparatively less traumatized than their european counterparts?" and she was like "honestly i think it's just because americans will talk to anyone."

WAKE UP EVERYBODY HILLYWOOD STAR WARS PARODY 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

This post got weird

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

Are you fucking kidding me

i have never been happier 

anyone else ever wake up and suddenly find 4TB extra on their computer that has been there the whole time and they just didn't know about