you're gonna carry that weight

I am LOVING that “he licked back!?!?” face up there

“WHY THEY LICK BACK”

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

I can’t believe you didn’t include the DBZ parody at the finale.

what about genetically altered adolescent karate cows

wow she looks a lot like her

Holy shit i love Stefania so much 😍 Her Twitter is Solid Gold. Stefania_model go follow her. GO GO GO GO.

Concept: instead of taking classic literature and adding zombies, take classic zombie movies and remove zombies.

Two possible outcomes as far as I can see: Option A) REPLACE zombies with something else entirely. Night of the Living Dead? Now it’s about a vampire apocalypse ala I Am Legend, or maybe the zombies are replaced by Frankenstoid monsters. Option B) DESTROY any hint of zombie plot. This has the most potential for drastic overhaul of the work – what is Night of the Living Dead about if no undead monsters rise from their graves and there is no looming threat to society in the slightest?

I think everyone is forgetting the Absurdism option: just remove all the zombie and leave empty space behind. People run screaming from nothing. Pure chaos, no logic. Dadaism reinvented.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

we’re so close, guys don’t stop

Bless

🙏