Gay and confused

some people don’t have a sun machine in their pocket and it shows

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

102 years since the best event ever

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

the potato is so beloved it’s gotta be one of the most versatile vegetables there is. two industries off of slicing them up (fries and chips) and frying them. to quote samwise u can boil them mash them stick them in a stew. we eat them at different ways w every meal. you can put them in bread. we’d be lost w out them stuck eating zucchini chips