Pining After My Straight Best Friend

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

egregiously humorous to me that there was no actual reason to stab Eddie. Like he got stabbed because he prayed and was hot. Abuela died because Eddie prayed and was hot. The mustache died because Eddie prayed and was hot. Eddie STOP praying, we've lost enough.

anyway no matter what happens in a 911 finale and no matter if you liked it or hated it there will always be a plethora of beautiful yaoi posted on ao3 afterwards during the hiatus. buddie warriors can create scenarios out of the shadows on the walls and the individual grains of salt in the sea. hold my hand everyone

i was going to make a joke about eddie and esteban roommates era before buddie roommates era but the writers chose something even more funny: eddie seemingly sending his parents another son without warning

if buck actually ends up adopting theo buddie fanfic writers on ao3 are gonna have to figure out even more ways to get children out of the house…yeah he had a business trip to go on yes he’s 4 years old don’t worry about it

hey so it's always ALWAYS a good time to remember: FUCK ICE

That's it. That's the whole scene.

Eddies huge schmeat and Buck's big ole titties. WHERE is the tittyfucking fic????

Reblog this you cowards. I'm casting a net for tittyfucking fic