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I love the bit of lore that tieflings name their children after virtues, vices, or just concepts, it’s such a cool detail anyway this is to say i think it’d be funny if Cal and Lia were actually named Calamity and Liability
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more silly adventures in BG3
My friend was shocked and upset to learn yday you can't craft scrolls in BG3 bc he wants a ton of haste scrolls (since you can do that in DOS2). My friend who has been playing BG3 for 2 years......I know, how does he not know this lol. Ever since he was an abusive boyfriend to Gale in our last run by making him do NOTHING except cast Haste on his own character every battle lol, he's been low key addicted to haste 😂
He's building the most INSANE monk build: 6 levels in way of the open hand, 3 in thief rogue (2 bonus actions), 2 in fighter (for action surge), and then 2 druid to become a spore druid, so he gets symbiotic entity with its 1d6 necrotic damage w/ unarmed attacks bonus. He also wants that sporekeeper armor so he can get haste spores 1x per long rest, which DONT make you lethargic when that spore haste condition ends.
So between thief, action surge, and haste, he'll get 8 attacks per turn / 10 punches per turn 😂 (4 main hand punches bc of haste, 2 Flurry of blows, action surge, another 2 main hand punches, right?) Oh and he wants this helmet in cazadors manor that gives you an additional bonus action when you're below 50% health, so actually he can do up to 12 punches per turn bc then he'll have 3 bonus actions 😂. I guarantee you he'll be hurting himself before combat JUST to get that extra bonus action lol.
And the damage stacking will be crazy: each punch will be getting at least +5 radiant/psychic/necrotic damage from the kushigo boots, then the 1d6 necrotic of symbiotic entity applies to each punch as well. PLUS he has a pair of gloves that does 1d4 acid damage per punch LOL. And he has a couple other pieces of modded gear that add +1 unarmed damage.
Between his 5 billion punches per turn and Arakka w/ extra attack rolling crits at 15 by the end of the game, that netherbrain doesn't stand a chance 😂
Tl;dr monk is THEE most goated class in the game. Followed closely by rogue and paladin!! (esp if you have the level 20 mod to get those level 4 smites...Isidro killed the netherbrain practically by himself lmfao)
EDIT: forgot to add wholeness of body coats an action to provide an extra bonus action for 3 turns. So he'll give up 2 punches one turn to use it, but then get an extra flurry of blows for 3 turns 🤣 Soooo stacked with the helmet of grit for 1 extra bonus action there too, 1x per long rest he can have FOUR bonus actions per turn. That's 4 flurry of blows, 4 main hand punches with haste, then another 2 main hand punches from action surge 😂😂😂 RIDICULOUS lmao this is turning into DOS2 where he'd have like 12 fucking action points per turn lol
that's insane lol
people really sleep on spores druid, if you have a casting build you can use shillelagh on a torch to get necrotic AND burn AND hit off your spellcasting stat and that's after making them walk through thorns
tell your friend that terazul (sold by the bartender in the guild hall) gives you an extra action on top of haste
and of course bloodlust elixir for another action as long as you kill something
if you're not in honor mode, use mind sanctuary to turn one bonus action into a full action
wear the vest of soul rejuvenation, intentionally provoke an opportunity attack, and if (when) they miss use your reaction to hit them. or use riposte for the same effect (you'll need one more level in fighter or the martial adept feat)
i can't remember if you can wield a knife and still punch. if so, the duelists prerogative gives you another reaction, either for the riposte trick or for your halo of spores
wild magic sorcerer theoretically gives you a chance at rolling action surge (use the ring of feywild sparks for a 100% chance at wild magic surge). i tried to test if it stacks with normal action surge, but with only one level in sorcerer, i was unable to get it to roll action surge at all in over 60 attempts, so there may be a level requirement or it may be hard-coded not to appear on a fighter multiclass. (the sorcery points one is the only other one that never triggered, and you don't get sorcery points at level 1, so i'm leaning level requirement. in vanilla you only have one level left after 6 monk/3 rogue/2 fighter so i had no more levels to give)
so the best i can do is 6 actions, 3 bonus actions, and 2 reactions (or 5/4/2 if you prefer)
unless you're willing to use the death ward action refresh trick, but that's a whole nother story...
Thanks so much for these suggestions! Someone else mentioned the vest and the terazul, but I forgot about elixir of bloodlust! Idk somehow I never use it but I really should have for my own monk, bc she wasn't strength based during act 3 and she was killing people left and right 😂
And yes so we have the Monk 5e adjustments mod that let's you hold a weapon and still punch, however duellist prerogative's reaction seems to only work when you use the weapon? Have you tried it yourself/ do you know if the reaction would trigger on an unarmed hit?
And wooooah mind sanctuary is so good for a monk! We've both been eating tadpoles but idk if he's gonna go astral tadpole this time. To get more flurry of blows I think he would 😂
i’m pretty sure i used it on my spore druid to get two halo of spores per turn. maybe it’s the mod
to all the sorcerers out there
remember to tell your wizard that a proper magic user should be able to cast disintegrate 5 times in one turn without needing spell scrolls
My friend was shocked and upset to learn yday you can't craft scrolls in BG3 bc he wants a ton of haste scrolls (since you can do that in DOS2). My friend who has been playing BG3 for 2 years......I know, how does he not know this lol. Ever since he was an abusive boyfriend to Gale in our last run by making him do NOTHING except cast Haste on his own character every battle lol, he's been low key addicted to haste 😂
He's building the most INSANE monk build: 6 levels in way of the open hand, 3 in thief rogue (2 bonus actions), 2 in fighter (for action surge), and then 2 druid to become a spore druid, so he gets symbiotic entity with its 1d6 necrotic damage w/ unarmed attacks bonus. He also wants that sporekeeper armor so he can get haste spores 1x per long rest, which DONT make you lethargic when that spore haste condition ends.
So between thief, action surge, and haste, he'll get 8 attacks per turn / 10 punches per turn 😂 (4 main hand punches bc of haste, 2 Flurry of blows, action surge, another 2 main hand punches, right?) Oh and he wants this helmet in cazadors manor that gives you an additional bonus action when you're below 50% health, so actually he can do up to 12 punches per turn bc then he'll have 3 bonus actions 😂. I guarantee you he'll be hurting himself before combat JUST to get that extra bonus action lol.
And the damage stacking will be crazy: each punch will be getting at least +5 radiant/psychic/necrotic damage from the kushigo boots, then the 1d6 necrotic of symbiotic entity applies to each punch as well. PLUS he has a pair of gloves that does 1d4 acid damage per punch LOL. And he has a couple other pieces of modded gear that add +1 unarmed damage.
Between his 5 billion punches per turn and Arakka w/ extra attack rolling crits at 15 by the end of the game, that netherbrain doesn't stand a chance 😂
Tl;dr monk is THEE most goated class in the game. Followed closely by rogue and paladin!! (esp if you have the level 20 mod to get those level 4 smites...Isidro killed the netherbrain practically by himself lmfao)
EDIT: forgot to add wholeness of body coats an action to provide an extra bonus action for 3 turns. So he'll give up 2 punches one turn to use it, but then get an extra flurry of blows for 3 turns 🤣 Soooo stacked with the helmet of grit for 1 extra bonus action there too, 1x per long rest he can have FOUR bonus actions per turn. That's 4 flurry of blows, 4 main hand punches with haste, then another 2 main hand punches from action surge 😂😂😂 RIDICULOUS lmao this is turning into DOS2 where he'd have like 12 fucking action points per turn lol
that's insane lol
people really sleep on spores druid, if you have a casting build you can use shillelagh on a torch to get necrotic AND burn AND hit off your spellcasting stat and that's after making them walk through thorns
tell your friend that terazul (sold by the bartender in the guild hall) gives you an extra action on top of haste
and of course bloodlust elixir for another action as long as you kill something
if you're not in honor mode, use mind sanctuary to turn one bonus action into a full action
wear the vest of soul rejuvenation, intentionally provoke an opportunity attack, and if (when) they miss use your reaction to hit them. or use riposte for the same effect (you'll need one more level in fighter or the martial adept feat)
i can't remember if you can wield a knife and still punch. if so, the duelists prerogative gives you another reaction, either for the riposte trick or for your halo of spores
wild magic sorcerer theoretically gives you a chance at rolling action surge (use the ring of feywild sparks for a 100% chance at wild magic surge). i tried to test if it stacks with normal action surge, but with only one level in sorcerer, i was unable to get it to roll action surge at all in over 60 attempts, so there may be a level requirement or it may be hard-coded not to appear on a fighter multiclass. (the sorcery points one is the only other one that never triggered, and you don't get sorcery points at level 1, so i'm leaning level requirement. in vanilla you only have one level left after 6 monk/3 rogue/2 fighter so i had no more levels to give)
so the best i can do is 6 actions, 3 bonus actions, and 2 reactions (or 5/4/2 if you prefer)
unless you're willing to use the death ward action refresh trick, but that's a whole nother story...
Hot take: I think Gale is the companion most willing to consider the emperor as an ally (well that's just canon) and they can work well together if sharing a goal and agree on the method to achieve that.
This can fall apart in moments.
Also casually they will constantly be at odds with one another.
Straight up think Gale might be the companion the Emperor has the most potential to despise each other on a personal level.
gale's line in the sand gets moved with the tide

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Adventures in raising a Bhaalspawn (at least before he learns to Charisma his way out of shit)
p1, p2, p3
Never underestimate them. He may usually go for non lethal attacks, but if he tells Faust to aim for the eye... the crow will fly out from the back of your skull. His fighting style is like the opening cinematic from the Witcher 3 and Hitchcock's The Birds.
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can I make a confession that might get me in trouble
I save scummed through every variation of this guy’s dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like I’m still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he can’t pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT
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A bloodthirsty vampire spawn and a murderous demi-god enjoying their good ending 😌

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i need that secondhand discourse post. where are you people going that they’re doing callout posts on children
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Little gift piece I did for Ryvenarts featuring his character, Sullen!