Dank Memes And Body Positivity

this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif

certified iconic post

@stealingyourbones @bonebrokebuddy

i think click (2006) should have ended with a weeping adam sandler putting the remote to his head and pressing the power button repeatedly to no effect

need pussy from a man with fangs and claws

i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

A thing folks should know is that it's near-impossible to tell from someone's writing alone whether something is a fetish, some trauma they're processing, self-projection, or any combination of the above. And that's why arguments such as "x thing is NEVER allowed in fiction unless it's to cope" or "this can be written about EXCEPT if it's a fetish" will always fall flat. Because you have no way to know which is which, and the writer might not always know either. "Oh but i just KNOW what this one is i can just TELL-" based on the various hilariously wrong assumptions that have been made about me based on my writing : I assure you you don't.

sorry for not responding i dont know enough words

he’s talking about spiderman 3

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

Good luck, kiddo

I feel I couldn’t have been clearer about the number at which this will be enough

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.