Random Stuff That Pops Into My Head

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

All the biggest Brazilian athletes date other women

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

no shade to canada and all shade to the us but this world cup should be happening only in mexico

the fact that people prefer to read and write in english rather than their native language should actually be seen as a crisis im not joking this is not a good thing

what the fuck man you cant do that

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow