i csn’t brteath

wat

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

Tax the fucking rich

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

A D V A N C E D   G R O U N D I N G

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

another one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard: a few of my friends in middle school made a project for drama class where they made a fake game show and the host character’s catchphrase was “try to win. but remember: you might don’t!”

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

This is the most Big Dick Energy post I’ve ever seen