the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.
trying on a metaphor
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Janaina Medeiros
RMH

Origami Around
almost home
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oozey mess

Love Begins

JVL
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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$LAYYYTER
occasionally subtle

if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Stranger Things

roma★

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the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
"Aww, Gus! Look at that, our show is 20 years old. It can finally vote, and drink."
"Shawn, the voting age is 18 and the drinking age is 21."
"I've heard it both ways."
coworkers stop using the bathroom sink for kitchen sink purposes challenge

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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books
What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.
but what if
fucking spot the difference game
sort of image description to spare everyone else the spot the difference trouble: in the second image, the book of the character labeled "reading a vampire novel" casts no shadow, implying that it's not a novel about vampires but a novel that is a vampire, and thus, like the regular humanoid vampire, does not cast shadows. In the third image the same edit and presumably novel-vampire is kept and additionally, the duck in the lake casts no shadow, likely meant to imply it is also some sort of vampire. otherwise the images are exactly the same
This monument in Kazakhstan makes me so emotional.
5 people linked hands to save the dog, but there are only 4 in the statue...
so you can be the fifth
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eating spaghetti with no parmesan
Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.

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I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and there’s never once been a chair near this sign