▵▾▵ rebecca ▵▾▵

A moment of peace

the water is so clear….. he’s flying

I don’t drink whiskey but I make sure to always have a bottle on hand so when my rival gets injured in a knife fight and only has me to turn to for help at 2 AM I can pour it on them as disinfectant before I patch them up and we inevitably fall in love.

Yes I have a full and sterile medical grade sutures kit but no rubbing alcohol bc that’s not romantic no further questions

Dead Parrots Society

I’m such an idiot I thought those were ears of corn

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

in highschool my art teacher asked a girl what she thinks of picasso and that bitch said “the little yellow thing?” 

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere this is worse jade how did you manage to make this worse

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR” - Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

sir that’s my emotional support category structure

#no

THETA APPLE PIE

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

We’re definitely ready for you ❤