cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual

and suck twice as much dick i fucking guess. that's what you all want to hear isn't it.

sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

hey man. i think you dropped something.

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS, GIVING TEENAGERS HRT, REFUGEES, FREE HOUSING FOR ALL AND SHITTY GRAFFITI.

SOME OF YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE A PERSON WHO MAKES A SINGULAR POST WITH A MISSING OXFORD COMA. THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies