Rowan

Filth.

cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me

I wanna see the video tape

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

I’m living

I always have to watch this

OH THATS WHAT IT WAS

I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was

LOVE TRIANGLE

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

Rb for that art doe

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

She took the bait.