Let Gravity Win

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

literally

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning