Sally sells #samkara by the sea shore.

@bettydonnas YEAH

timeskip betty is a stress smoker and she gets forced by veronica actively throwing out her cigarettes and archies and kevins sad sad eyes to switch to vaping and then is ridiculed by jughead back to cigarettes

looking at rvd liquidation sale stuff and 20$ for a ghoulie jacket....... I cannot believe I wasn't there. I have to start killing

AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT SCHRODINGERS JARCHIE. tell me why on this homosexual earth textual gay couple kevin and clay after graduation moved to new york. and clay was this writer. and kevin was this musician. and they lived in the east village or something (harlem is something). just doing their thing. somebody tell me why. is anybody going to explain why

that post about how no gay relationship written by a straight person can ever come close to how diabolically insane a straight relationship written by a gay person is as it relates to the riverdale finale. cheryl/toni and kevin/clay settling down together and living long, happy lives and then betty literally taking archie's face in her hands and saying "i know how you die"

if jarchie happens tonight we win and if beronica happens tonight we win and if archiereggie happens tonight we win and if none of it happens we win anyway because we got to watch riverdale

genuinely there will never be another show like this ever again. nothing as wacky and campy and unafraid to take massive swings. that does musical episodes with a cast they didnt bother to ask about singing abilities (camp and beautiful forever). that's a love letter to art and the truest adaptation of comics as a medium as we could ever ask for.... that works overtime to make every character gay in some capacity just for fun.... that runs 7 entire seasons for 6 beautiful years.... that forces cole sprouse to sing and somehow managed to unlock actually good singing one single time for his origin of love verse and then never again ever. that has god's most beautifully campy dialogue delivered with utmost passion and sincerity. that's as unabashedly FUN as this. that has cheryl blossom my most beloved cheryl blossom. NO ONE'S GONNA DO IT LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN!!!