Ignorance is the curse of God

I don’t know, it’s still early, isn’t it?

Now that sounds like quitters talk to me.

I didn’t know I’d signed myself up to more.

Just a tad, wouldn’t want to go out looking completely out of sorts.

I don’t think I’m going out again today. I’m exhausted.

You have red lipstick on your teeth.

Do I? Oops.

What I mean when I say vain… It derives from their need to produce little versions of themselves. Trust me, a lot of parents have had kids just because they thought their kids would look better than the ones they could have saved from abusive parents, or long term adoption shelters.

Well what I mean when I say why would anyone want children, is any children at all, whether they be ones that look like them or not.

Either because they’re vain, or they just want to have beautiful little sprogs of their own.

Hardly a good way of staying vain if you put your body through that. They’re just irritating.

Pity we aren’t playing for money.

I suppose the issue would be that if too many people beat the house, there’d be a loss to the whole charity thing.

Well I think I ought to go with the Mary Pickford, if only because we share half a name. That seems a good enough reason to learn to make a drink, wouldn’t you say? 

I think that’s a great reason to pick a drink. If you’re not sure what you want, then what better way to make the decision?

Southside, I think?

Is it any good?

Erm, no, the tip jar is not for me. S’for charity as well.

As well?