Silly Goose

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

"Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall." - This is a raw line.

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

i need to get laid. laid to rest

Same tbh

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)”

nobody is coming to save you. get up

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

me at 4am: who am i

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

i didn’t ask to be this much in love with a fictional character but there he is and here i am