on hiatus

I’m not sure how people walk away from certain episodes of Black Mirror thinking the main point is, like, “iPhones are bad and technology is scawwy!!” And not “in capitalist systems and institutions where inequality persists, technology will be exploited to enforce the status quo”

i love you guys but please never make me read a post about What Black Mirror Means ever again… dumbasses inherent the earth ladies and this “thinking” business is a scam. i like when the dog bot has a knife and a thirst for blood

i’m one of those animals from an ol fable who thinks the moon is in a pot of water or some dumb shit

reblog this and put your favourite album of 2017 in the tags

HERE is the full version of the current pottermore sorting quiz with all the possible questions gathered into one. the only real way of finding out which house you’re really in

U think i watch marvel films for the plot? U think I watch b/c they’re good? No. i watch to bust nuts and do me. the elevator scene? Nut. “Who the hell is bucky?” Nut. “I accept your surrender” Nut. When Bucky Did Not Hesitate and was gonna shoot tony in the face? Nut. The entirety of ragnarok? Nut. I’m here to be horny please respect my process.

the difficulty curve in pocket camp is insane like one second you’re bored with how simple it is and then suddenly you’re willing to kill a man for some cotton