BESTOFTEXTPOSTS

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? What a stupid question. Of course I want to be a millionaire. I thought this show would have harder questions.

I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably

I know I'm a handful but thats what you got two hands for

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

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