in love and death

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

youre never alone. bacteria

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

Dentist confessional. Like, forgive me doctor for I have sinned. I have partaken of the wine. Not only that, but the coffee and the tea. I consume carbonated beverages regularly. I eat sweets such as saltwater taffy and caramels. On the weekend, if I sleep in, I only brush my teeth at night. And then the dentist is like, "and are you flossing, my child?" and they just have to look away

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

this isn’t about hating her this is about recognizing there will always be a small part of me a little hurt and a little scared and it’s my job to care for that part in the way she needed at the time

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

i dont mind being trans because hypothetically i could pull my cock out of my pants and throw it hard enough someone’s head it knocks them out and you cant do that with cis penises at least i dont think you can

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

doctor pepper actually transitioned a few years back but everyone knows her as doctor so no one realized

boobs are basically like if breasts were tits