Jerk Man

*sees a picture of myself with long hair* no offense but… who the fuck is this

5th floors where its at

I’m gonna pass all my exams now

I wanna thank him

#if you wanna be my lover#you gotta get with the heart of the cards

Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

the front bottoms aesthetic is michael cera riding a skateboard. he falls down & scrapes his knees. he doesnt love you anymore. it is summer in new jersey