Grind me into a raspberry jam

once a teacher always a teacher

Left for a week and almost missed the historic event of Tumblr Sexyman Final Voting.

for the uninitiated

when england lose, women bruise

Someone pray a hail mary they’re ironing the lungs.

I have no idea what's going on in the second pic. you tell me.

Yes, this about it long time

i just know rocky was pissing people off when they got to erid. like everyone DROP EVERYTHING and help my weird gross alien boyfriend BUT you have to do it with me hovering over him and biting your arm off every time you so much as poke him because we're codependent. id be mad as hell

Blue Flower Field, Japan by Daniel Korzhonov

here you go sir

anyway enjoy your doomed dads.

That one pissing meme

witch of changing, madame circe!