have you ever heard of a StApH iNfEcTiOn

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

they really gave us a female lead in a star wars movie & made her kind and good and angry and powerful and complex & then spent the next 2 movies revolving almost her entire storyline around a white male war criminal who abused her, abused her friends, abused her family. all the while validating all the people who romanticized gaslighting and torture. for fan service lmao 

they also gave us a strong black male lead who was kind and rebelled against his entire way of life when he saw the atrocities he was expected to take part in. He risked his life to save others and was shown to love and care deeply for his friends and willing to sacrifice himself to save him. Then the next two movies infantilize him to be this weak self preserving side character with literally no agency beyond yelling other character’s names.

They also gave us a Latino sci-fi hero who was an ace fighter pilot with a heart of gold and a wealth of courage who showed an incredible amount of support and kindness and trust towards a man who he had just met. Then the next two movies relegated him to being a chronic fuck-up and then ret-conned his ace pilot backstory in service of a racist drug dealer backstory to make him more like Han Solo

me, putting a bunch of hand wash only things in the washing machine: you guys look out for each other in there OK

Mister Boyega. Not so long ago you served Disney in the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Now we beg you to help us in our struggle against the Reylos. We regret that we are unable to present our request in person, but the fandom has fallen under attack, and I’m afraid our mission to keep Reylo from becoming canon has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Finnpoes into this tumblr blog. Others will know how to retrieve it. You must see this information safely to them on other forms of social media. This is our most desperate hour. Help us, John Boyega. You’re our only hope.