hope i see you never

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

is everyone who reblogged this okay?

no

straight boys… yall really choose to wear that???

He took off his hoodie and has a bright yellow shirt under it???? That doesn’t go at all but WHAT

come find out

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

You know that picture of Justin Bieber where someone is thirsting after him and a person replies “you can find three dudes who look exactly like this at any gas station” that’s how I feel whenever any of you post about Timothée Chalamet except replace gas station with 100-level philosophy course

european children:  ØwØ whåts this

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant

I just took the deepest sigh