Ren

the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos

POV: You're my mom looking at me as I explain to her the Tom Bombadil arc that was left out of the movies

2 cars driving alongside each other in early 2000s columbus, ohio: one has tyler living through the events and feelings of car radio and the other has josh living through the events and feelings of drum show

Currently reading this book. I've always knew Tyler and Josh were legends but this book keeps proving me right with every page.

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

Ive been doing this since i was born.

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

they billed me for three?? three balls???

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

sometimes I say "I think" but actually I do not think. on account of being the not thinker.

people act like 20-22 year olds are adults who should be fully responsible and knowledgeable and with it and it’s like have you ever been 20, 21, 22? i knew nothing, i woke up every day dumb as rocks and made every bad choice possible until i went to bed

I want to skip my "bad choice adult" phase and go straight to my "good choice adult" phase :(((

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

Therapy (The Video game)