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Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

My dad told me that he has a coworker who’s a trans woman. She was married to this girl before her transition and they remained together after it. Everyone at work respects her pronouns. My dad is in a chiefing position at his office and he told me that nobody jokes behind her back. She and her wife have two cute dogs together and I felt like I should share this story bc I want everyone to know that this positivity and respect exists and you deserve it. Don’t ever dare think that you don’t because you do.

Update: they have three dogs now

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

And she’s the best at what she does, which makes her a talented tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.