benj-jpg didn't flow as well

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

I hate googling shit like "why am I still sad and tired when I ate and slept and have been walked and watered" and it's always some shit like "your brain is fried because your parents sucked at handling kids when you were a kid". Like can it be literally anything else sometime, just for the sake of variety.

Shaman-Crag say it because you have EVIL GHOST in your skull. Crag prescribe trepanning. Hold still

False. I never plant my seed in a fruit without eating him first.

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

Do you like the wheel of the sky

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!

unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

survival horror game ass flashlight

all my pals are lame or fake as fuck. My only real friend in this world is Super Wet Mud

You also hiding here so smilodon not able track your scent?

oh crag, you and mud are the only ones who understand me

*whispering* be quiet, smilodon will hear us