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my homophobic grandma just ranted about how there isn’t a single gay person with a good fashion sense, and then proceeded to tell me, a lesbian, that everyone ought to dress like me
i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
today is the day
reblog the cherry pie to be ok
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god i hate being gay and in my 20s i’m fucking obsessed with ikea

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if ur gay hit that reblog
Everything was the same except:
1. I was a fan of the James Bond movies (when in truth, I haven’t watched a single movie in full)
2. Instead of Daniel Craig playing James Bond it was either Vladimir Putin or an extremely good impersonator
3. Nobody acted like this was strange
nothing summarizes dennis’ dramatic gay ass better than these 8 seconds
That “yes bitch” killed a thousand people

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gays, lend me your strength
I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.
thank you so much.
lesbians, lend me your strength
I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before
I am forever in your debt.
aces, lend me your strength
I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.
I owe you my life.
transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength
i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them
I could never thank you enough.
bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength
I am eternally grateful.
now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength
You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.
I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.
now,
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When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing
I will never not find this funny
here’s the thing about adulthood-
you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on
YOU AINT LYING

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all human emotions can be found in either the mamma mia soundtrack or hozier’s album