no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

Big

Loud

Handsome

being a fan of lotr but not doing the extending reading means seeing a post about lore and tossing a coin on whether it’s fake or not

I have watched an inadvisable amount of John Mulaney over the last week, so I read this in his voice and laughed hysterically.

someone please stop me from naming my wizard d&d character allie kazam

our dm said she can have a gf named abby cadabra it’s official i’ve won dungeons and dragons

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

I’m too tired I legit thought this said Sprouses. Like… If Dylan and Cole don’t make it, it ain’t legal in 46 states smh

Create a cosmic level enemy whose attack damages the players, not just on a surface level, but “on all layers of reality” If it successfully hits a character, just punch that character’s player in the face IRL.

Dumbo may have gotten bad reviews as a movie, but it got great reviews as a way to artificially extend the copyright of a nearly 80-year-old property, which is the whole point of the Disney remakes.

and there it is

….oh

oh that…makes a lot of sense actually