𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓷𝒆 𝓠𝓾𝒆𝒆𝓷

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

official lesbian post

Soup is a potion

Dont message my inbox with evil shit like "Bahahaha!".

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

(charles at his coronation) let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather at buckingham palace for a clan meeting

sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question.

bisexuals see the word bisexual and are filled with an overwhelming need to hit the reblog button

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

if you have never been to america DO NOT COME NOW. joe biden has enacted a mandatory hot dog eating schedule. 2 egg dogs at 6am. 4 plain hot dogs at 12:45pm (NO condiments). 3 chili dogs at 7:30pm. at random times a siren will sound off and we have to eat 5 sloppy joe dogs, which are literally just hot dogs with sloppy joe on them. if we dont eat every bite we are executed on the spot. please send help they are all boiled in the same water