Below Average Geeks

Okay, I need to watch this now

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

Bitch better not

he gonna hear my voice alright

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

He’s a very good boy

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

You could grow an entire family, no, an entire mafia of just… profitless painting destroyers. Like just people who destroy paintings. its hard to catch them. you cant tell someone looking at the mona lisa is about to lunge and scratch it with a rake made out of 10 knives. you dont know that. they get nothing out of it they just destroy paintings

how would you get into a museum holding a rake made out of 10 knives

[Sneak 78/50]

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak