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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! THE BIOS ARE BEING GAY IN IKEA!

Kikimora, being done with Hunter asking 'where do babies come from": Tell The Golden Guard about the birds and the bees. Belos, not wanting to deal with this bullshit: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Edric: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Hunters's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

Raine: What did you do with the bodies? Eda: What didn’t I do with the bodies? Raine: . . . Eda: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpses respectfully.

Eda, about Hunter: Apparently I'm adopting a new kid Luz: Are we stealing them? King: New or used? Eda: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Hooty: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Hunter: I'm a knife. Luz, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Luz: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Vee: luz no. Hunter not even looking up from his book: Mistlefoe. Vee: Please stop encouraging them.

"I don't mess with three things: Dairy products, my mom, and female ghost. So please hear me when I say STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM!" - Lilith at some point living in the owl house

Luz: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise Hunter: I beg to differ Luz: Then Beg