Bellhaven Manor

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

please can we make out faggot style in the corner of the theatre

Babysitting preschool age kids rn and I find it really funny how they sometimes get hooked on completely random phrases like this 4 year old keeps adding “LUCKY FOR YOU,” to the start of Any sentence. “lucky for you, I already drank my milk.”. Are you threatening me?

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

my girl did nothing wrong <3 (literally committed arson)

well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

People are so wishy-washy these days. No one wants to take oaths and blood pacts anymore.

I love writing. Would love to do it again someday

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Due to inflation, events that are going to happen later in the story now have to be fiveshadowed

they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .

this literally isn't anything but I'm gay so gonna hit rb regardless

they call me mr propaganda because gay people reblog my posts despite them being nothing

"hiiiiii" with the intention of getting lost in the Paris catacombs together