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#mood
Iâm not hating on Sansa Stark but uhhhh who exactly did she outsmart aside from Littlefinger?
Why is she getting all this credit for being the smartest?
writers
write that sentence, that dialogue, that scene that terrifies you
donât delete shit, just move it to another document
have a âbits and piecesâ document for all the odds and ends you canât fit anywhere else
think of the color of a personâs eyes, imagine something reflected in them, now write that scene
fiction doesnât have to be 100% accurate, donât research yourself to boredom
iâm being serious thereâs a thing called suspension of disbelief and itâs magical (yes thatâs me making a joke)
write something that makes you cry
write something that makes you laugh
write something you canât explain to other people
write something you wonât remember until you read it the next day
donât read about the publishing industry until you really, really need to. all it will do is make you unbelievably tired
listen to music from open world RPG video games, youâre welcome
always take a small journal or some paper and a pen with you
write by hand in a journal every once in a while
put the ending of your story in the beginning and see what happens
listen to input from other people. yes youâre the writer, but theyâre the reader and they want to help you make something spectacular
said is not dead dude like wtf
the thesaurus is shiny and lovely and a great resource but donât let words get in the way of your story telling, you donât need to write prose as poetry for it to be beautiful
just finish the draft first, worry about perfection after
yes, you do have talent
yes, you can do this. you already are
Tom Holland dating a bookworm
request:Â @winterridinghood :Â Can I make a headcanon request of what it would be like to be a bookworm and be dating Tom Holland?Â
masterlist
SO, for starters
heâd be impressed
reading is fucking hard when youâve got dyslexia
donât hurt me if thatâs incorrect, thatâs what I read forever ago
so heâd just be wowâd by how much you read
like he reads scripts and everything
but youâre reading for fun
and he genuinely finds it adorable
like youâd be sitting on the couch with your book
and probably tea or coffee (ya know, your drink of choice)
heâd be sitting opposite you with the softest smile
like you were completely lost in this other world someone else wrote
similarly to how he gets lost in the films he does
itâs something that allows the both of you to connect on the same level without directly doing the exact same thing
he just fucking loves it
and because he loves it so much
bookstore dates
lots of bookstore dates
youâd finish whatever book you were reading and immediately
âAre you doing another, Satuday? We could get you another book.â
heâd usually stroll behind you or beside you, holding your hand
whenever youâd pick up a book and read the short description, heâd have to ask what you thought
it should be annoying after the fifth book
but he has those stupid puppy eyes, completely intrigued
so youâd always tell him and explain why youâd picked it or decided to hold off
afterwards, youâd follow it with a coffee because come on, coffee & books
so now youâd head back to his apartment
and get comfortable on the couch with your new book
while he laid his head in your lap
watching Netflix or scrolling through IG/Twitter
honestly comfortable and cute af
when youâd take a break from reading
heâd ask you about it
and get completely enthralled in the conversation
asking you about the characters,the plot, everything as if he were also reading it
you could go on for hours about a book but heâd just listen and participate because of how much you love it
which also means
books for your birthday and Christmas
he might totally keep a list on his phone of books youâve mentioned you wanted to read but havenât bought yet
so youâd be totally surprised and pleased with whatever book he happened to get you
not to mention, him randomly picking one up
because he heard someone in his circle talking about it and thought you might like it
heâd just be the cutest with all your love for literature
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Sexual tension sentence starters
as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall
Angry
âMake me.â
âI dare you.â
âBite me.â
âYou think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!â
âWanna bet?â
âIf you complain that itâs hot one more time, Iâm going to give you a reason to sweat.â
âProve it.â
âWhatâs in it for me?â
âIf you bite your lip one more time, Iâm going to do it for you.â
âOh, well fuck me, then.â
âShut up!â
âYell at me again, and Iâll give you a real reason to scream.â
Flirty
âI wish we werenât out in publicâŚâ
âWow, youâre really strong.â
âWanna go for a ride?â
âYou sure canât keep your hands to yourselfâŚâ
âAh, I think I need a new bed.â
âCan you help me with my tie?â /Â âCan you zip up my dress for me?â
âYou have really nice fingersâŚâ
âAre we going downtown?â
âYou should come by my placeâŚIâll give you the grand tour.â
âThat outfit looks good on you. But, youâd also look good without the outfit.â
âWhat do you wear to bed?â
Awkward
âDo you have to eat it like that?â
âUhmât-those shorts look tightââ
âHey, stop biting your lipâŚâ
âWhaâis that a banana in your pocket?â
âYouâre standing a little close to meâŚâ
âHeyâyouâve got a little something on your faceââ
âMy keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?â
âHelp me find the D? I mean, the variableâi-itâs mathâŚâ
âI just wanna grab your buâhand. Grab your hand.â
â*purely staring at (muse name)âs lips*â
Showing Feelings and Emotions
Afraid
â˘Hands Shaking
â˘Knees like rubber
â˘Covering mouth with hand
â˘Breathing fast
â˘Biting nails
â˘Whimpering
Angry
â˘Red in the face
â˘Hands on hips
â˘Glaring
â˘Hands in fists
â˘Jaw clenched
â˘Nostrils flared
â˘Pinching bridge of nose with fingers
Shocked
â˘Mouth wide open
â˘Eyes wise
â˘Hand covering mouth
â˘Gasping
â˘Stepping back
Shy
â˘Blushing
â˘Glancing down
â˘Fidgeting
â˘Speaking softly
â˘Arms crossed
â˘Standing back from group
Nervous
â˘Biting lip
â˘Hands shaking
â˘Butterflies in stomach
â˘Stuttering
â˘Swallowing hard
â˘Heart pounding
Tired
â˘Droopy Eyes
â˘Yawning
â˘Stretching
â˘Slouching
â˘Rubbing Eyes
Sad
â˘Tears in Eyes
â˘Tumbling lips
â˘Hanging Head
â˘Shoulders slouched
â˘Frown
â˘Dragging feet
â˘Crying
Cold
â˘Shivering
â˘Rubbing Hands together
â˘Hugging self
â˘Blowing on Hands
â˘Fidgeting with sleeves
â˘Seeing vapors of breath
Excited
â˘Mouth open
â˘Smiling
â˘Heart pounding
â˘Eyes wide
â˘Hands clasped
â˘Jumping
â˘Clapping
use comic sans to write
i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.
last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. ânoâ i said and âdieâ but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasnât this way. i wish it wasnât true. i wish i could protect you all from this but itâs real.Â
something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. iâve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.
if you have writerâs block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. donât be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.
itâs true
Smutty considerations
Why write âhe jerked himself offâ when you can describe the motions, the sounds, the visual?
Why stick to âshe cameâ when you can show your readers what she sees and feels, how her partner reacts to seeing and feeling her orgasm?
Why speak of simply âbigâ or âbeautifulâ body parts when there is colour, shape, texture, smell?
The delicious is in the detail.
YUS YUS YUS YUS YUS!!!!!
And if youâre sitting there thinking âWell, thatâs all fine and lovely, but what DO I say?â Here are some places you can start:
500 Great Words for Sex Scenes
Synonyms for Parts of the Body
Master List of Physical Descriptions
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Useful Writing Resources
This is an extensive list of resources for every problem you could come across while writing/planning/editing your novel. Use it well;)
{ *** } Indicate a Highly Reccommended Resource
Planning/outlining Your Work
How To Outline ***
Zigzag Method : Creating Plots
How to Plot a Romance NovelÂ
Seven Great Sources of Conflict for RomancesÂ
Letâs talk about brainstorming
Writing Something With Meaning ***
Past Or Present Tense? : How To Decide
Writing Your Work
How To Write A Fabulous Chapter #1Â ***
How to Build a Romance Thread in Your StoryÂ
The Big Book Of Writing Sex ***
6 Ways to Get Your Readers Shipping Like CrazyÂ
Romance Writing Tips ***
20 Tips for Writing Lovable Romance Novel Heroes
7 Ways To Speed Up Your Writing ***Â
80+ Barriers to Love: A List of Ideas to Keep Romantic Tension HighÂ
9 Romance Writing Mistakes to AvoidÂ
Removing the Creeps From Romance
19 Ways to Write Better Dialogue ***
50 Things Your Characters Can Do WHILE They Talk ***
How To Write Action And Fight Scenes
10 Steps To Write Arguments
9 Ways To Write Body Language
Writing Good Kissing Scenes
Writing Murders
Create And Control Tone ***
Tips for Writing Ghost Stories
Incorporating Flashbacks
12 Tips To Avoid Overwriting ***
Characters
Behind the Name
Top Baby Names
Looking for a name that means a certain thing? ***
7 Rules of Picking Names
Most Common Surnames ***
Minor Character Development
Writing Antagonists, Antiheroes and Villains
Characters With Enhanced Senses
5 Tips to Help You Introduce Characters
How Do You Describe a Character?
How To Write Child Characters
36 Core Values For Building Character
Questions To Answer When Creating Characters ***
4 Ways to Make Readers Instantly Loathe Your Character Descriptions
5 Ways to Keep Characters Consistent
Character Archetypes
25 Ways To Fuck With Your Characters
Building Platonic Relationships Between Female Characters
9 Simple and Powerful Ways to Write Body LanguageÂ
33 Ways To Write Stronger Characters
Conveying Character EmotionÂ
How to Make Readers Love an Unlikable Character⌠Â
How to Create Powerful Character Combos
How To Describe A Characterâs Voice ***
Describing Clothing And Appearance ***
Career Masterpost ***
Creating Your Characterâs Personality ***
Character Flaws ***
Editing
DONâT EDIT>>> REWRITE THE WHOLE THING FIRST
Ultimate Guide To Editing Each Aspect Of Your Work ***
Why You Would Read Your Novel Out Loud ***
Grammar and Punctuation ***
How To Write A Captivating First Sentence
10 Things Your Opening Chapter Should Do: A Check-List for Self-Editing ***
Saving Your Story: Finding Where It Went Wrong
How To Condense Without Losing Anything
The Stages Of Editing
Dialogue/Description Balance
3 Proofreading Tips
The Short Story Form
Chapter & Novel Lengths
Anatomy Of A Novel : Chapters and Parts ***
How To Write Chapter After Chapter Until You Have A Book ***
Where Chapter #2 Should Start
Step By Step Guide To Editing Your Draft
Writing Tool: CTRL-F (How And Why You Should Use It)Â ***
How To Kill A Character
25 Steps To Edit The Unmerciful Suck Out Of Your Story
5 Ways To Make Your Novel Helplessly Addictive ***
Setting
{Setting} How To Describe Setting In Your Stories ***
20 Questions To Enhance Setting
How To Bring Your Setting To Life
Miscellaneous Resources You Can Use In Between
How to Write from a Guyâs POVÂ
The Emotional Wounds Thesaurus
Text To Speech Reader
Compare Character HeightsÂ
A Visual Dictionary of Tops
Writers Helping Writers
7 Tricks To Imrove Your Writing Overnight
Work Out/ Word Count : Exercise Between Writing ***
Most Important Writing Tips ***
Letâs talk about diversity in novels
Letting Go Of Your Story
Keeping A Healthy Writing Schedule And Avoiding Procrastination ***
How To Create A Good Book Cover
Write or Die
Tip of my Tongue
Character Traits Form
Online Thesaurus
Writing Sketchy/Medical/Law
Coma: Types, Causes, etc
Tips for writing blood loss
Gunshot Wound Care
Examples of Hospital Forms
Common Legal Questions
The Writerâs Forensics Blog
Brain Injury Legal Guide
Types of Surgical Operations
Types of Mental Health Problems
A Day in the Life of a Mental Hospital Patient
Global Black Market Information ***
Crime Scene Science
Examining Mob Mentality
How Street Gangs Work
Writersâ Block Help/ Productivity
Story Plot Generator
@aveeragemusings â Cure To Writersâ Block ***
50 Romance Plot Ideas
Reading Like A Writer ***
Defeat Writersâ Block
Writing In A Bad Mood ***
Writers Block
When Youâve Lost Motivation To Write A Novel ***
What To Do When The Words Wonât Flow ***
9 Ways To Be A More Productive Writer
âI Cannot Write A Good Sentence Todayâ (How To Get Over It)Â ***
Real Writing Advice ***
Info You Need To Know & Words You Didnât Think Of
A Writerâs Thesaurus ***
Words To DescribeâŚÂ ***
Words & Phrases To Use In Your Sex Scenes ***
Colors (An Extensive List Of Colors)
List Of Kinks & Fetishes ***
List Of Elemental Abilities
inkarnate.com : World Creator And Map Maker For Your Imaginary Setting
Body Language Phrases
List Of Legendary Creatures
How To Write Magic
Hairstyle References
Hemingway : Writing Checker
Body Types: Words To Describe Bodies and How They Move Around
Poisonous Herbs and Plants ***
The Psychology of Color
The Meaning behind Rose color
Types of Swords
Color Symbolism
How a handgun works
How to Write a Eulogy
Types of Crying
Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes ***
Superstitions and More
The 12 Common Archetypes
Language of Flowers
12 Realistic Woman Body Shapes
Using Feedback And Reviews
Turning Negative Reviews Into Positive Ones ***
Proofreading Marks : Easy Symbols To Make Reviewing/Feedback Easier ***
Authonomy Teen Ink Figment Fiction Press ReviewFuse
These Are Trusted Critique Sites ;)
For all the writers out there. Please reblog this!
Iâm not sure why Tumblr isnât all over White Collar. Seriously, itâs an incredible show with wit, great humor, clever plots, and AMAZING character development. Not to mention:
Gay actor Matt Bomer is the lead
Neal Caffrey: super suave con-man art-thief with a heart of gold and an intense love of all things artistic (heâs an adorable puppy dog cinnamon roll)
Diana Barrigan: daughter of a diplomat and a badass lesbian woman of color who isnât sexualizedÂ
Clinton Jones: A black Harvard-educated Navy man turned FBI agent who is cool as hell
June: super awesome black woman who is so sweet but also crafty and on occasion helps the guys with consÂ
Mozzie: conspiracy theorist comic relief with a penchant for philosophic quotes and completely random eccentricities - who has a REALLY SAD BACKSTORY WHY?!Â
Peter and El: They have the BEST marriage ever. Both are supportive, encouraging, and SO TRUSTING. Seriously, Peter constantly gets thrown into compromising positions where he has to flirt with other women, and each time they set it up like El think heâs having an affair but she just laughs at him because he sucks at flirting - Sorry I just really love the Burkes
Satchmo the dog saves the day more than onceÂ
Itâs funny, light-hearted, with great writing and acting, and touches on deep themes with grace. This show is INCREDIBLE and went out with a hell of a bang. Itâs all on Netflix and you should totally go watch it right now.Â
Sweeter than a cookie (Peter Parker x reader)
Ganre: Fluff. So fluffy, you could get diabetes.
Summary: Peter is the human equivalent of disaster when it comes to cooking. Thankfully you are always there to help.
Notes: This is my first published fanfiction. Sorry if Peter is too OOC, if there are many mistakes or something like that. Excuse my awful writing too, lol. Some strange part of me wanted to post this, so here it is. I LOVE Peter with all my heart and this idea just seemed too cute not to write it.
You were standing in front of his apartment door for over a minute now.
Normally Peter would meet you either on the staircase or halfway on the way between your house and his apartment. But today something was different. There were some weird sounds coming from inside, strange rumbling and the clinking of metal. The sound intensified even more, then followed a by a long silence, then a muted thud. Suddenly the door flew open and Peter Parker showed up, he stumbled upon something non-existent and clumsily leaned on the doorframe, arms crossed.
âHey, (y/n), whatcha doing here?â he said, strange note of innocence in his voice. He quickly tried to fix his messy hair, a bigger mess than usual you noticed. Then crossed his arms again. He was smiling, but there was strange look in his warm brown eyes that made you think that he was hiding something. Thanks to his pose you couldnât see anything except the mess that resembled his hair.
âUm, you invited me⌠For our weekly movie night, remember?â you said a little bit harsher than you intended. You tiptoed a little, and tried to see over his shoulder what he was so obviously trying to hide, but he just raised up a bit and blocked your vision once more.
âPeter, what are you hiding? You know you should let me in to watch the movie, rightâ
âCanât I just stare at my beautiful girlfriend for a moment?â he asked, making that puppy dog eyes that you never could resist, you were getting better at it though.
âYes, but you could do it inside tooâ you answered emphasizing on the inside part.
âNah, Iâm not so sureâ he said only to tease you, knowing that you hated when he did it. Suppressing a kinda evil remark you noticed some strange stains at the sleeves of his dark blue sweater, and something looking like flour just below the collar of his shirt.
âPeter Benjamin Parker, you either let me inside now, or I wonât kiss you for the rest of the nightâ you playfully threatened him, hands on your hips.
âOkay, fineâ he stepped away, so that you could enter, obviously a little unhappy about the outcome of the situation, and closed the door behind you.
âThatâs more like itâ you said cheerfully as you put your arms around his neck and kissed him. You could feel him smiling against your lips. The walk in the autumn afternoon left your hands and nose a little bit cold so you were glad you finally were somewhere warm.
Inside, as you were taking off you coat, you noticed that except the delicate exotic smell of Mayâs flowers, there was a hint of cinnamon⌠and burnt food. You turned round, only to be greeted by a nicely assembled table with a bunch of candles and even more flowers than usual. Peter was grinning proudly at your surprised expression, when the muffled sound of Mayâs voice came somewhere from the kitchen. âPeter, why are you so quiet? Do you even listen to me? Remove the pot from the sto-â Peter then ran to the kitchen and ended what was probably a phone call and gave you a forced toothy smile over the extremely messy kitchen island. There were dirty dishes and pots all over the surface, some bits and pieces of food lying in between them.
"Okay, what is happening?â you really were confused now, but some pieces started to fill up. At least the smell and the phone call were related, thatâs for sure. That would explain Peterâs delay at the door too. But why?
âI, um, wanted to, you know, cook something for you, be all romantic and stuffâ he answered your non-spoken question, stuttering in a adorable way.
âBut I guess I ruined the pasta sauce, and when I called May the only thing she did was laugh, and while I was talking to her it started to smoke and-â
âOkay thatâs enoughâ you smiled reassuringly and went up to him âWe can always order pizza, orâ you prolonged the last bit and sent a suggestive look his direction âwe can cook something ourselves. You are lucky that I can make the best Carbonara sauce everâ you said with the most confident voice you could muster.
âReally? Can we really do it?â the joy returned in his eyes, but there was still a little bit of guilt in them. âYou are not angry or disappointed, are you?â , he said as he put his arms around your waist.
âHow can I possibly be?â sometimes you forgot how gentle and kind he was, and seeing him even a little bit sad made your heart ache.
âIâm touched by your intention, Pete. But to be honest, cooking alone is a boreâ you said, wrapping your arms around his neck. When you were only inches away from another kiss, the pot started smoking again. Peter clumsily tried to remove it from the stove, while you were coughing, suffocated by the fumes. As your lungs calmed down a little, you looked at each other, then bursted out laughing.
âBefore we start you have to promise me one thingâ, you said as your stare moved from the pot to his eyes, âDo not ever try to cook anything for me again.â
âŚ
You searched around the kitchen, while forcing Peter to do the dishes. There was almost everything you needed for the perfect Carbonara, except one small detail - pancetta. Peter almost gave up, hearing that and you had to explain to him that it would be just as good if you replaced it with bacon. Yes, âpancettaâ sounds fancy and Italian, but you did not want to go to the Grocery shop, knowing that the trusty old bacon could do the trick. After a lot of complaining, a lot of reassurance and some kisses you managed to convince him that the pasta will be fine.
The recipe was pretty easy to follow, so you put some music in the background while you two were working. After the âincidentâ earlier you wanted to help Peter regain his confidence a little, but still you didnât trust him enough to fry the bacon with the garlic, so you made him boil some water and cook the spaghetti. As you were beating the eggs, you swayed your hips in the rhythm of some old song, accidentally bumping into Peter, who was now finishing up with the dishes.
âSo, thatâs how we shall playâ he said, grinning and purposefully bumped his hips into yours. You two continued up like that, laughing, reselling and singing to the old songs. He helped you cut the ingredients, tried to sneak in a little kisses as you were cooking and at the meantime you both danced around the kitchen. You suspected that he only used the kisses for distraction, since after them some bacon was obviously missing. When confronted, Peter only shrugged and tied to swallow whatever was in his mouth. He then granted you with a guilty smile and kissed you lightly once more, bacon flavor overwhelming you.
The sauce was almost ready, when a love song came by. Peter swinged you around and put his hands on your hips and you wrapped yours around his neck. You slowly moved around the kitchen in tune with the song.
âWe should do this more oftenâ, you suggested. âIâve never had that fun cooking in my entire lifeâ.
âWell, if only it turns out deliciousâ he teased leaning down for a kiss, which you stopped.
âDo you doubt my skills, Parker?â you said as you faked an utterly insulted expression and stopped dancing for a split second.
âNeverâ he giggled. âI really like this, you know. We look like an old married couple.â
âI sure feel like one, I only miss a glass of wine to be the perfect housewife, and you already look like a good dad with this sweater.â
âWas, that an insult against my precious sweater?â he chuckled, trying to act offended.
âAnd what if it was?â you said with smug smile and pulled him into a quick but compassionate kiss.
Some time later the pasta was ready and served. You still couldnât believe how much work Peter had put into decorating the room, suspecting that he got some help from May, which he positively denied. And to top it all, as you were sprinkling some Parmesan over the dishes you had to put up with his constant remarks on the amazing smell and his wish to recreate the kiss from âLady and the Trampâ.
âFor a hundredth time - no!â you exclaimed âI am not kissing you, covered in sauce.â
âBut it will be so cuteâ he pleaded, again making that cute puppy dog eyes. âAnd also I will never underestimate you againâ Peter mumbled through his mouth full of spaghetti, âThis is amazingâ. You could only grin proudly as you watched him eat with determination.
âŚ
You were suddenly stripped off the sweet memory by two gentle hands embracing you.
You were again at Peterâs apartment, cooking in the middle of the night - 2.37 to be precise. Well, most of the baking was done already, so you were doing the dishes. He was supposed to dry them off and put them in their place, but now he was behind you, his chin was resting on your shoulder, arms around your waist.
âHow much more do we have to wait?â he was acting like a little kid.
âWe just put the cookies in the oven, Peter. It wonât be soonâ you said resting your head on his. He just whined in response.
âI really liked the dough cutting part, we really should do it more often.â
âMhmmâ you agreed âbut maybe earlier in the night.â You yawned as if just to prove your point.
You two were laying on the couch, your head was on his chest, your legs tangled up, his hand tracing patterns over your back. Neither of you wanted to get up to play the next film in your Disney marathon so you just embraced each other, half asleep when suddenly Peter said that he wanted some cookies. And there you were, in the middle of the night, baking them.
âI canât believe how lucky I am to have you, an almost professional cook, to bake stuff for me whenever I wantâ, he tried to compliment you, and to be honest he may have succeeded, but for some reason you chose to act offended.
âSo you are saying, that you keep me around just to make you food, because I remember vividly how terrible you are at cookingâ you couldnât hide the joy in your voice though and he continued teasing.
âYou are a smart one too, maybe I will start developing something for you. Who knows?â
âHmm, 'maybeâ you sayâ you replied pensively, as you were scrubbing one particularly stubborn plate. You couldnât comprehend how you were supposed to make simple chocolate chip cookies, but ended up using so many dishes and utensils for the making of, at least, three complicated main dishes. You grabbed some of the bubbly foam and aimed straight for his face. To your surprise you managed to strike him right where you targeted. Peter backed up, cleaning the foam from his eyes, looking like a little unhappy child. Just as he opened his mouth to speak you struck his face again. He must have swallowed some of the dishwasher detergent because now he was coughing some bubbles out. The whole scene was so hilarious that you fell on the floor laughing, completely forgetting that aunt May was sleeping. Your vision was blurry and you could hardly breathe. As you were still struggling to get up, supporting your weight on the counter, something light and wet landed on the side of your face. You looked up and Peter was standing next to the sink, both hands filled with foam, challenging look in his eyes.
âIt is so onâ you giggled and tried to scoop some of the foam too. Peter was the obvious winner, since he had more precise aim. Your laughter was filling the room, as you were circling the kitchen, trying to strike the other and dodge the flying foam, now being mostly water.
âYou want to give up?â he said with a little mock in his voice.
âDo you?â you raised an eyebrow in response and got closer to him. You tried to hide some of bubbles behind you back but when you tried to shoot them, he simply ducked.
âYou are adorable when you loseâ Peter striked you againg in the face with the bubbly essence and embraced you for a second, only to back up. âJeez, you are really wet.â
âHmm⌠I didnât noticedâ a suggestive smirk appeared on your face.
âNo, really, you could get a coldâ peter said, concern in his eyes.
âOh, I thought you didnât care about meâ you tried to sound as sad as possible.
â(Y/n)â, he made a pause and looked you straight in the eyes âit was a bad joke, I know, and Iâm sorry, but I do care about you, probably more that I care about anyone else in the worldâ. He pulled you close, burring his head in your neck and apologized again and again and again. His guilt was more than you could bare. The sadness in his voice made your heart ache. You caressed his head, running your fingers through his hair.
âI know, Pete, I know. It wasnât a bad joke eitherâ you slightly pulled away and smeared some bubbles on the tip of his nose. âThatâs one of the reasons I love youâ the 3 words rolled off your tongue before you knew what was happening, his eyes widened with surprise.
âYou do? You really do?â his eyes sparked up, a slight disbelief was hiding in his trembling voice.
âMhmmâ was all you could muster as he picked you off the floor and spun you around.
âI-I love you tooâ Peter stuttered as he dropped you back down, but still not letting you go. His hands cupped your cheeks, he pulled you into a kiss, the sweetest and the most gentle kiss you ever had, which soon turned out to be one filled with passion and desire.
The quiet beep of the stove, announced that the cookies were ready. It broke the feeling that the time has stopped and that you were in a wonderful dream. You quickly tried to pull away from him, which was harder than normal, Peter not wanting to let you go.
âPeterâ you were grinning âyou have to let me go, if you want unburnt cookiesâ he only whined in response, but let you anyway. While you were taking the tray, full of delicious goodness, with the help of an oven mitten, shaped as a cat, you heard Peter stuttering again.
âOh, hey aunt Mayâ he slowly swallowed with concern. âDid we wake you up?â
Of course you did, your loud laugh was probably heard on the entire street. You set the steaming tray away and put on the most apologetic look you could muster.
âDo you want some cookies?â you asked your face as red as a tomato.
âThank you sweetie, but no. In case you havenât noticed itâs pretty lateâ May was leaning on the arch of the door with a happy smile on her face, which confused you.
âHow much did you saw?â
If you thought you were blushing, then Peter was on a whole other level. You were amazed that he was able to even ask that question.
âLetâs say enough to know that you two remind me of me and your uncle and made me the happiest Iâve been in a pretty long timeâ soft smile escaped her lips. âBut you still will have to clean all that up.â
You and Peter looked around. The kitchen was a disaster. There was water and bits of foam all around the floor, the walls, the fridge, the counters.
âIâll leave you two alone now. I know you are responsible and all, but I have to be a proper aunt, so no funny business later in the nightâ she winked at you and left.
The awkward silence afterward was suffocating. As if you two were waiting for May to go to bed, or waiting just for something to happen. Peter was the one who dared to break the silence first.
âSo, are they ready?â he tilted his head in the direction of the cookies.
âAs ready as they ever will beâ, you smiled. âShouldnât we clean up first?â
âNah, I canât wait anymoreâ Peter replied and stuffed one still hot star-shaped cookie in his mouth. The grimace his face made when he probably burnt himself was too funny, and you almost failed to hold you laugh, almost. Devious grin appeared on Peterâs face after he finished chewing.
âYou know what (y/n), the cookies are great and all, but they are not that sweetâ his face resembled now something you could only describe as puzzlement.
âWhat do you mean not sweet?â you said taking a small bite. âWe put like a ton of sugar in there, they are perf-â you were cut in mid sentence by Peter, who pulled you into a passionate kiss.
âMhmm, just how I thoughtâ he said in a serious voice âYou are way sweeter.â
âCouldnât you think of something cheesier to say?â you rolled your eyes.
âNot when I am around youâ he grinned and pulled you in a tight embrace.
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The Final Problem isn't disappointment
I don't care what everybody thinks and I don't understand it. In my opinion "The Final Problem" was a brilliant ending to the series. The ending was unexpected and I loved it. Thank you Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat for the genius script. And to everybody that thinks this isn't the ending - It is what it is... and it is perfect.