"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
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"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real

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Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns
reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: ππ
having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: ππ
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

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I miss when ads were a single click and then theyβre gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesnβt even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you canβt do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that thereβs nothing I can do about it.
I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks
just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one
this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies
thinking about how intimate it is getting ready together.
using the same bathroom to do your makeup and bumping against each other so you can both use the mirror.
helping pick each otherβs outfit, watching her get dressed and helping her zip her dress.
taking pictures together before going out.
everything about it makes me want to delay going out so I can have her to myself a little longer.

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I like how all the airline companies made checking bags more expensive and now while youre waiting for the plane all they do is beg you to volunteer to check your carryon bag for free
Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs
not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore
my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink
her shows

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