do you like my autoplay

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

My style is black and it’s expensive

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

Roses are red And true love is rare Booty booty booty booty Rockin’ everywhere

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

is it bad that i’d rather have a strong wifi connection than a strong human connection

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore

can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours