the queeriest queer in the sense that i am both incredibly strange and incredibly gay // your local classics reader and world folklorist // cr: @fishieguyy
inky, lear - she/they - sapphic aroace - filo - minor - writer - fagatha christie - literature (including classics, folktales and myths from various parts of the world, theatre etc) and history nerd - sea creature lover(sharks are the greatest thing in existence) - the most fervent detective and mystery fiction fanatic of all time (it makes me want to implode in on myself. it's so special to me) - obsessive researcher of trivial things - dnd dungeon master + call of cthulhu keeper - the yappatron 2000 - hercule poirot's biggest fan - the ultimate found family enjoyer 💯 - oc devotee(HAH that rhymes) - shakespeare's biggest opp(i own the full collection of his works and named my dog after him) - "i von to suck your enzymes" - "oh okay" - “punt punt”
cr: @/fishieguyy (the goat!! please check them out)
if we were moots on one of my older accounts.. hahaha no we weren't sorry 😌
NOTE: This my incoherent rambling account!! I’m a lot more put together on my writing account. I’m also working on rejuvenating my substack so I’ll probably link that there too.
SECOND NOTE: I go to school for “gifted” kids with very high standards and it takes up most of my time so my online activity can be… sporadic at times. I’m trying my best to be more consistent though!!
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Things I love
classic literature - marine biology(sharks especially) - history - absurdism - mystery fiction - theatre(musical, shakespeare, the like) - myths & folktales - forensics - anatomy - writing - podcasts - philosophy - defying fate on a thursday - ttrpgs - philosophy - arthurian legends - old foreign comics - card tricks - social deduction games - lateral thinking puzzles - random facts
Fandoms
persona 5 - unwitness protection program - selene - the riordanverse - garden street ghost agency - a series of unfortunate events - the magnus archives - ducktales 2017 - voltron legendary defenders - peanuts - apothecary diaries - bungou stray dogs - marvel&dc - a good girl's guide to murder - genshin impact - the hunger games - gravity falls - octonauts - genshin impact - south park - dead boy detectives - lockwood and co - stranger things - nevermore - the osemanverse - alien stage - school bus graveyard - mcyt - stranger things - over the garden wall - kimetsu no yaiba - the maze runner - hellaverse - brooklyn 99 - hilda - haunted hotel - hooky - marionetta - the dragon prince - the umbrella academy - jurassic world camp cretaceous/chaos theory - murder most unladylike - yellowjackets - twin peaks - murder, she wrote - dexter - bones - my little pony - the amazing digital circus - ever after high - toilet bound hanako kun - spy x family - carmen sandiego - the owl house - avatar the last airbender - inside job - dr stone - malevolent - red valley - old gods of appalachia - the good place - the poppy war - ouran highschool host club - pokemon - little witch academia - witch hat atelier - other stuff I cannot recall for the life of me right now(i like a lot of things)
Music(except i'm a huge theatre kid)
madds buckley - will wood - cavetown - dirt poor robins - the good kid - yaelokre - the crane wives - hadestown - ride the cyclone - starkid - the lightning thief musical - the imaginary life and death of edgar allan poe - frankenstein the musical - jekyll & hyde - something rotten -hamilton - epic - beetlejuice - ride the cyclone - school of rock - mean girls - heathers - be more chill - wicked - newsies - falsettos - come from away - dear evan hansen - in the heights - waitress - six the musical - legally blonde - rents - cats - little gift shop of horrors - hairspray - bring it on - les miserables - the great gatsby - chicago - anything stephen sondheim wrote - shrek the musical - next to normal - a lot of other stuff i forgot to list down
Other bits of information
my favorite shapes are spirals - my favorite bodies parts are eyes and hands - my favorite emojis are as follows: 🔦🌀🦈🔍🎭🔬 - my favorite food is shrimp pizza - i used to fence - i find connecting with other people rlly difficult - i love ocs deeply. both mine and other people's. if you have ocs- tell me about them!! - things being symmetrical or following a pattern just itch my brain in a very special way - i AM a detective actually i swear - my top 3 ships of all time at the moment are: shuake(p5), twidash(mlp), and ranpoe(bsd) - my favorite books are the master and margarita by mikhail bulgakov, ella minnow pea by mark dunn, and waiting for godot by samuel beckett - my favorite movies are knives out, the lego batman movie, the breakfast club, and the grand budapest hotel
my discord is under the same handle as my tumblr :]
original posts will be tagged #inkspills
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Webby as Della's clone! SERIOUSLY, READ THE REST OF THE POST
I saw @gophergg's Webby Is Donald's Clone AU (I LOVED HER DESIGNS SM BTW) and at first I was going for a "okay what if Webby was DELLA's clone" and I uh I think I tripped and fell down a rabbit hole and hit my head so hard that the heavens revealed to me how HER AU WOULD LITERALLY FIX CANON--
----along with some other stuff- You guys know the "ask me abooty in the comments" is just engage bait for Instagram users, you don't have to ask me shit, I'll just tell you ↓↓↓
Why it doesn't make sense for Webby to be Scrooge's daughter/clone from plot holes:
Why didn't Bradford use Webby to get the Papyrus as soon as she hatched? In the room where Webby was found, there were toys - if she' was created just for the Papyrus, I doubt they would bother making sure she was having fun - I think they planned to raise that baby as a weapon instead of discarding her afterwards. But that still doesn't explain why Bradford didn't move as fast as he could - this baby babbled and reached for Beakley, she was already at least 4-6 months old in this scene.
Later we find out that Bradford's brothers have been clones all along. If Bradford had the means to create full-grown intelligent clones that do what he says even before he created Webby, why would he wait until Webby was 11 to make May & June? And why did he have to do it with the Stone of What Was + the aging serum if he already had another TWO effective way to make clones? He could've cloned Webby the same way he's cloned himself several times, or just made another Webby from Scrooge's DNA as soon as Beakley stole the original.
On that note, why did he give Scrooge the Missing Mysteries he needed so that Scrooge's family could go get it for him if he was gonna send FOWL after them too? Bradford could've just kept the Missing Mysteries for himself and sent FOWL after them as soon as Beakley stole Webby twelve years ago if he needed the items so bad, that way none of them would've had to fight the McDucks for them.
Bradford was the one to tell Della about the Spear because he knew she'd take it before it was ready. I assume this was his first try to put an end to Scrooge's adventures, which worked wonders and tore the family apart (a perk!), so why did he feel the need to also create Webby for the Papyrus? Again, he didn't even have a way of knowing where the Papyrus was hidden in the first place.
Why Webby could've been Donald/Della's clone instead:
One of the most efficient ways to gather a bird's DNA is from the membrane of the eggs they lay. And who had just laid eggs that were literally due hatching on the same week where Bradford conveniently got rid of her? Della. It would be a lot easier to retrieve some of Della's DNA off the triplets' eggshells from the trashcan than it would be to retrieve a recluse multibillionaire's baby-making DNA (who knows WHAT from).
The Papyrus could only be found by Scrooge's rightful “heir”, not by his direct descendant. Heir is whoever is on Scrooge's will, and that's Donald and Della. Even if Webby was Scrooge's daughter, that wouldn't automatically make her his heir. Cloning Donald/Della would.
Cornelius Coot wasn't just the founder of Duckburg, he was also the person to find a book of "inexhaustible knowledge" from the Lost Library of Alexandria. He gave the book to Clinton Coot (the father of Donald and Della's grandmother), who proceeded to write the JWG from the book's infinite wisdom. Which means not only that Clinton Coot knew Isabella Finch personally, but also that he was the last person who knew where to find the Library of Alexandria. He may have told Isabella Finch about it, and that's how Bradford knew where it was too,
but what if the only people who could access the secret information in the Library had to be Cornelius Coot's descendants? That way, with Quackmore Duck deceased at the time Bradford's plan to get the Papyrus failed in the First Adventure, plus with Donald and Della under Scrooge's impenetrable care, his only way into the Library of Alexandria was to later clone Donald/Della. And that's why he was forced to wait a decade since losing the Papyrus to create Webby, because Della getting pregnant was his best chance.
ALSO THIS IS JUST A REALLY FUN FACT BUT ON THE WEEK THE BOYS HATCHED, IT WAS NEW MOON, AND IF WEBBY WAS MADE FROM THEIR EGGSHELLS IMMEDIATELY AFTER (which explains why she'd be called April also) THEN SHE WAS DUE ON THE 2ND WEEK OF JANUARY THE FOLLOWING YEAR, WHICH WAS ALSO A NEW MOON WEEK. MOON SYMBOLISM ANYBODY??? (If both the triplets and Webby were to be born on new moon, then their birthdates would be April 16-18th 2007 and January 7-8th 2008 respectively btw)
I could probably say more about all of this but it's getting late so I'll keep it at that. I just think this is what the writers were going for before they had to cut off S4 and make-do with scraps.
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this thing is easily the best character in Ducktales 2017. every time Manny the headless man-horse appears in an episode and gets zero explanation or in-universe startled reactions to hold the hands of any potential new viewers, i am just so delighted at the audacity. more shows commit to convoluted, off-putting homunculus recurring side characters please
I look so fucking insane trying to convince people that a random niche piece of media has crazy lore like “I swear to god this show is so good, it’s an emotional journey and everything, and there’s a good mix of filler and important story episodes.” “oh what’s the show?” “2017 DuckTales.”
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