you are my sunshine

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

are you a lace or velvet person?? mountains or fields?? paperback or hard cover?? rose bush or fruit tree??

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

BUST A NUT

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

I was expecting a loud noise or a jump scare or destruction. What I got-

Water is amazing. No taste but it’s so fucking good. I can’t believe some people don’t like drinking water.

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

I love him