Welcome to the shit show

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Thats my bfffffff dog sorry yall

man delete this post from existence i have to reblog it everytime :/ sorry guys

Fuck! How many times am i gonna run into this today! It was just mother’s day, have you no chill! You’re even worse than the madame zeroni post!

My mom’s already dead. Don’t have to risk anything

Me, studying for AP exams: somebody needs to APUSH me off of the nearest cliff

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