And Forgive

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

I'm going to (remembers kms jokes are bad for my mental health) JERK OFF!!!

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

How beautiful is butch identity that it includes cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary people, and bruce springsteen.

my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha

she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this

she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now

she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why

bites bites bites bjtes wait no im sorry come back i wont do it again bites bites bites bites

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

''are you too stupid to do it on your own?'' STOP giving me a boner

mean dom ilya respecting shane’s boundaries as a punishment. shane’s doing his little “nooo 🥰🤭 dont 🤭🥰” routine and ilya immediately backs off and ends whatever they were doing.

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion