The Bohemian Life

"Are you still a virgin?" Sam Evans I just cannot cope with you.

"She’s talking about me." "He’s talking about Schue and Blaine." EVERY LINE, SAM

"And you know what? Quinn once had sex with a latina lesbian. Learned that in Glee club." Amazing.

"He’s in the showers in the locker room. They’re always in the showers."

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reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

same

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

I CAN SHOW U THE WORLD

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?

"All I want to do, all I’ve ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you”

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray