Obi-Wan Kenobi is Canonically Asexual

TALES OF THE JEDI Episode 5 ✶ Practice Makes Perfect

happy april fool day! so i draw anakin happy (actually, no…?) again.

the buddy-cop team up i've always wanted, but will never have

Vaguely Greco-Roman AU

About the musclessss… well, because he's ripped without the suit in the comics too, i thooooought why not, the dark side of steroid, you know 🤪

Local super senior forced to suffer through the worst field trip ever

Let’s aura farm (or be cringe?) with papa

One of the best swordsman in the order they say, wouldn’t miss out his jar’kai demos

In the game Jedi Academy, when a character falls a distance, they have a short little gasp or yell. It's mostly the same for every avatar.. except if you play as Luke. Then you get this OMG-dramatic-unforgettable scream that is amazingly and laughably over the top.

The first shot is thirty seconds long and nothing but star-destroyer tummy. Vader is the ultimate aura-farming expert

He's so mean to R2 but I would be too if he crashed me on Tatooine

Beautiful movie. Gorgeous movie. The cinnamon cartography

When I was a little kid I was obsessed with Luke's house. I wanted to live in a house that's just a hole with tunnels soooo bad

I'm sorry, I forgot that Obi-wan's first appearance was accompanied by UNHOLY SHRIEKING

And then the movie proceeds to show you a few of the various things you can do about it right now :)

And Vader releases him. And he sits there, silent and obedient, while Tarkin chastises him for in-fighting and puts him on a short deadline with high stakes that place the blame for the Death Star's failure squarely on his shoulders despite Vader JUST saying he doesn't even think it's a useful project. Bowing to fascism will only ever earn you more work and less respect, no matter how much power you acquire. What a fucking MOVIE

It would do us well to remember that this scene wasn't about "stormtrooper aim." It was ol George reminding us that cops & feds scapegoat minorities to cover up the violent crimes of the state.

It's just me with my brand new indica cart against the galaxy

Stupid headcanon ACHIEVEMENT GET! This bartender was traumatized by separatist battle droids and now he's racist to 3P0

My dad is constantly quoting this movie, not the least of which: this.

I think it's so funny that the stormtrooper voices sound exactly like cop radios

I also wanted to live here as a kid

Those droids appear to be experiencing gay love

We don't talk about the turbolasers enough

Skybridger 💖

RIP baby Padakin, forced to sit there while Master Kenobi charms all the dignitaries and politicians…