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building an image in my mind of oliver telling Myrtle and Phil abt the events of ni no kuni bc i feel like he would eventually and after its all said and done Phil is like “Man Ollie thats crazy” but on the inside he’s absolutely malding over the fact that a version of him from a different universe is a mouse who kind of sucks.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

the Los Angeles Ants have signed ants to a 10 year 1000000000 crumb contract

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car