Brittany

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

when u wanna talk to someone but u don’t wanna be……..too much

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

people shouldn’t have to pimp themselves off to the military to afford college wtf

They don’t…lol

actually almost every teacher i’ve ever had has suggested joining the military because they’ll pay for college and almost half of my class is either doing it or considering it but i hope that rock you live under has air conditioning

having a big heart will always make you feel like you either did too much or didn’t do enough.

tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.

Some people are so dependent on others to make them happy that once you find inner happiness and independence you can conquer anything

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes