What dnd class and subclass would your boys pick for themselves if they got handed a dice bag and a character sheet?
aiden steiner (barbarian / beast)
💢 ⸻ not the sort to participate in a game of his own accord. rather aiden attends the table because ethan is at the table, and ethan is at the table because his boyfriend - danny, possibly - is at the table. also said boyfriend is flopping around some fat nerd cock.
wouuld not produce his own character, but won't be happy with some pre-generated bitch either. tells whoever makes his character to come up with something tough. rarely engages with the game beyond the combat; unless some npc proves audacious enough to make his characer look like a bitch.
beaumont hale (ranger / beast master)
🍑 ⸻ attends the table because of his beloved grandson's recent obsession inherited from scott & stiles. almost makes some cool - if stereotypical - grizzled and badass hunter-type ranger until eli points out the irony in a werewolf wanting to play a hunter. leaves a bad taste in beau's mouth and encouragrs him to switch over to the beast master subclass - not wanting to cast aside all their efforts.
makes both the game sessions and the plotlines drag on for hours due to wanting to interact with each and every npc they come across regardless of station or alignment.
brick becker (paladin / oath of glory)
⚾ ⸻ seems natural the frat hosts a bi-weekly d&d night - something a little quieter, but no less intense, than the raging house parties. brick presents himself as a humble enough young man and that aspect is refleced in the character he wrote - a salt of the earth commoner turned adventurer who spends too much of his efforts and downtime both learning and mastering as many of the tools the dm will allow.
masonry. carpentry. blacksmithing. tinkering. the artificer class has been suggested, but brick doesn't have much taste for spellcasting. barely touches the paladin's spells.
chet clancy (sorcerer / draconic bloodline)
🏺 ⸻ little doubt these sessions began as a foolproof method in luring delicious nerd dick to the frat. but chet has been around for a while and been roped into his fair share of campaigns across multiple editions; not that he can ever remember the rules and needs constant reminders for which dice is used for which roll (hint: almost always the twenty-sided die).
chet always plays a subclass with dragon in the name. despite being of a divine origin himself and struggling to understand the spellcasting system, nothing is more impressive to him than dragons.
✊🏻 ⸻ difficult to come up with one class and subclass when conner tends to play as multiple per character. originally invited to participate at the titan table and devoured all of garfield's source books over the course of an hour in preparation for the campaign.
something about the game just clicks inside that big dumb brain of his and - despite having no experience in the game - conner is dishing out the most ridiculous multi-class mashups possible. confusing combinations that seem to work well without being overbearing and obtuse. as garfield drilled into him - first rule is to have fun.
derek hale (rogue / assassin)
🐺 ⸻ first time derek attends a table is when he is invited to a pack bonding night without realising most of the werewolves he deals with are a bunch of moronic morons. at least scott & stiles have the decency to pre-prepare a character sheet for him and derek doesn't entirely hate the rogue who sneaks from the shadows and takes down threats before they even know he is there.
note that his character is some grizzled, dark-haired, darker-eyed wolf-shifter with an intimidating expression and so much body hair he looks like a walking shrubbery. named dirk hill.
diego hargreeves (ranger & rogue / gloomstalker & assassin)
🔪 ⸻ few places across the timeline more chaotic than a d&d table shared between hargreeves siblings. many iterations of the table shared and existing across timelines and dimensions involving an influx of players from academies umbrella, sparrow, pheonix and more.
luther. alphonso. christopher. sloane. klaus. fei.
no doubt diego plays some broken-ass multi-class hybrid with high damage output that should make an embarrassment of most encounters. shame his abilities with thrown weapons do not seem to extend to the roll of the dice since diego struggles to ever roll higher than a five.
emmett cullen (bard / valour)
emmett does seem the sort to hear the reputation of bards in game and desire to embrace such a reputation to the fullest. his character is fighting monsters and fucking them in orifices you've never even heard of much to the chagrin of edward - who emmett dragged along for the ride.
no doubt he has some levels in barbarian or fighter or he has taken the tavern brawler feat. spellcasting likely doesn't interest him much unless it assists in having his bard throw hands with whoever the party is fighting. high strength bard-barian.
ethan steiner (warlock / undying)
💕 ⸻ the things ethan does for some decent nerd dicking.
ethan pretends he isn't invested in the game, but then something provokes the more cunning side of him and suddenly he is setting up tricks and traps to send the dm on an unexpected backfoot. undying wasn't his first choice of subclass, but the moment someone told him no one uses that ethan locked in.
he has a taste for the less played and mechanically poor subclasses that don't often see the light of day by the more experienced players. brings out the best in the underdogs.
garfield logan (druid / shepherd)
💚 ⸻ the resident dm at the titan table does not often have the chance to perform as a player. but in the rare instances that he can, it seems natural that garfield's fallback is a druid. the moon subclass seems too simple for his talents and experience; instead he takes on the shepherd subclass with a serious focus on summoning and overwhelming enemies with legions of weasels, rats, bats, cats, gnats and geese. overwhelms the enemies, but never overwhelms the dm.
and of course garfield turns into each and every animal his druid summons or wildshapes into.
hank mccoy / beast (artificer / battlesmith)
💙 ⸻ has been both dungeon master-ing and playing in these games since he was a founding member of the x-men. these days it is a rarer occurence for hank to participate at one of the numerous campaigns running throughout the academy - who has the time - but when he does he shows an expected preference for the artificer class (momentarily replacing his prevalent preference for wizards).
battlesmith. games feel too slow if hank does not split his attention between multiple units - needing to approach the encounters like a game of chess rather than a mess of chance.
hank mccoy / jock (fighter / battlemaster)
🩵 ⸻ hank may have engaged in the occasional game before moving to the academy and leaving the more populated student body of his high school. with a developed tendency to hide his intelligence from others, hank tended to take on the more simple class and subclass combinations, though unable to keep himself from tackling the sheer versatility of the battlemaster… or era appropriate class.
no doubt hank would come to tackle the wizard class and other more complicated builds once he makes the transfer to a new five person table being run by a certain snowman.
henry mccoy (artificer / alchemist)
🧬 ⸻ fresh faced from he clone goo; henry finds himself caught in between both hank personas. shame it is a mental state as there are worse places to be physically.
the simple fighter versus the complex wizard. hank may instead follow in the oversized footsteps of his older original self and take an interest in the artificer and the subclasses. preferring to engage with the chaos and randomness of the alchemist subclass unless a certain metallic avenger is present at the table; then henry amuses himself with the armourer subclass and his newest original character - stony tark.
hendrik olowe-munroe (sorcerer / wild magic)
☀️ ⸻ embrace the chaos. hendrik does not play with the intention of disprupting the game - whether it be at home, among friends or in the frat - but there comes a level of amusement when he rolls against the wild magic table. mutli-class with wild magic barbarian and throw in a deck of many things and hendrik is a happy man, throwing his player into the hands of random chance for better or for worse.
sometimes he turns into a sheep.
sometimes he's covered in grease.
it can be a game-maker or a game- breaker.
ian gallgher (fighter / champion)
🚑 ⸻ not his first, second or even tenth preference for passing the time. not something that would make it into the gallagher household; more an occasion ian was invited to in an effort to expand his social circle. small chance he mistook the abbreviation for some sort of sex thing. imagine both his relief and disappointment.
doubtful mickey would attend.
while ian himself would be a cleric or ranger, the class and subclass he plays would prove much more simplistic. the fighter. the rogue. the barbarian. not needing to wrap his head around the complications of spellcasting.
ishmael olowe (monk / shadow)
🧭 ⸻ never a huge fan of weapons - be them melee, ranged or modern - the monk class seemed the natural choice for ishmael after he was strong-armed into a game. hendrik seems to know his old man well enough to throw around some buzz words like co-operative, creative and crustaceous.
ishmael isn't entirely sure hendrik knew the meaning of the last one since he is yet to encounter a single crab.
monk. shadow-monk. popping out of shadows and chopping magic users in the throat any time they try and cast a spell. never cared much for magic either.
jacob black (ranger / monster-slayer)
🔧 ⸻ it does not seem like jacob's cup of tea, but the promise of a campaign devoted to the slaying of blood-sucking leeches proves effective. no one told him emmett would be in attendence. not that it stops jacob from making glaring eye-contact across the table each and every time his character takes down another vampire spawn - often at the cost of the vast majority of his own hit points.
monster-slayer ranger. no doubt. built entirely around targetting and taking down the undead. also devoted to protecting the innocent, but his approach implies it's a happy byproduct.
jacob custos (barbarian / giant)
🧢 ⸻ jacob had heard a something about a late night activity occuring after the campers retired to their cabins. course jacob invited himself along. more than a little disappointed to discover the other counsellors sneaking off to the radio shack - thank dylan for the key - to play a little homebrew game run by their host.
and now jacob has to play because a) he doesn't want to be left out, and b) he needs to sit down before anyone notices his potential-boner.
giant barbarian, because dylan thinks jacob is the only regular-sized man with a short-man complex.
jake puckerman (fighter / arcane archer)
🖕🏾 ⸻ alright, glee club. this week's assignment is dungeons-
no, that isn't how it happens. instead it's started among the new generation of club members to keep a little un-glee related thing they can bond over and not have everything related to singing. they are one riff away from banning bards. not jake's typical hobby, but a good excuse to bond with his new friends.
wrote up a character exact same paladin build as ryder (accidental) - not enough black knights out there. but he makes the swap over to arcane archer. close quarters shooter and rooter.
kingston olowe (wizard / divination)
🎱 ⸻ one of the numerous pies kingston has his fingers in. started as a way to waste the time and a placeholder commitement to help him avoid dealing with familial affairs, but slowly became something he almost looked forward to. tends to prefer spellcasters overall, but also avoids warlock due to the class and subclasses hitting a little too close to home.
instead he leans into divination wizards because a) it reminds him of when he started out with book learning hedge spells, and b) few pleasures in the game greater that throwing out a portent roll.
matthias munroe (barbarian / berserker)
🪓 ⸻ something he would never have even known about if it wasn't for his nephew's unwanted intervention. unsociable as he may be, there were very few things matthias wouldn't do for his nephews (except for kingston). doesn't like the game much and zones out half the time, but does seem to earnestly take satisfaction in his victories.
asks a lot of questions that have already been answered. works best as the big heavy hitter tank of the party who can stand tall and hit hard. starts encounters to fuck with his brother's character if winston is present.
moose mason (fighter / champion)
🫎 ⸻ hope that a game of dungeons and dragons is received better than one of gryphons and gargoyles. moose isn't too sure why he was invited to play some nerdish game, but he is kind enough to sit on his chair and pretend that he is taking in any amount of information as his character sheet is being slid in front of him.
archie explained it better than dilton had. roll big numbers, produce big results. helps to keep it simple and few combinations are simpler than human champion fighter with big heavy hammer for stoving skulls.
piotr rasputin (paladin / redemption)
🦾 ⸻ little surprise that protectiveness and a preference for passivity extends into the realm of collaborative creative fiction. noble knight of the realm standing tall at the table - piotr has little trouble throwing himself into the character work when playing alongside kurt who always dons the role of the swashbuckling rogue (freebie). and it is impressive to see how many encounters can be prevented by one hero with a willingness to listen and negotiate.
it helps that the dungeon master gets to watch those handsome, heavy brows knit together whenever piotr attempts to form a convincing argument.
scott howl (druid / moon)
🏈 ⸻ more likely scott would be playing something like households and humans rather than some high fantasy epic featuring a whole bunch of his friends in various forms. but scott isn't difficult to convince to engage in something a little mocking - though don't expect him to think too hard on a character that differs from himself.
druid? eh. magic guy who turns into wolf and has the word moon in the subclass? instant hit.
now if someone at the table could keep him from attempting to snack on his dice. if not food, then why bite sized?
scott mccall (cleric / peace)
🌑 ⸻ should not be much of a shocker that scott defaults into the role of the party healer. doesn't seem to matter much which class he chooses, whether through subclass, feats or multi-classing scott has some manner of healing prepared to take care of his fellow adventurers. not that he also isn't willing to throw himself into the fray - rocking a hero with some decent armour, a heavy weapon and a tendency to tackle the biggest threat on the field and get his character sheet framed in the latest line of those killed by stiles' brutal dming.
tyson jackson (artificer / artillerist)
👁️ ⸻ sometimes it is best to play what you know. tyson isn't complicated.
some may use the opportunity to flirt with concepts they themselves will never approach in reality - the game having elements of much they can see or become in their quests. but tyson enjoys focusing in on what he can already do on a different scale. a cyclops (homebrew) hero named tyson with a flare for inventions, often ignoring much of the class' spellcasting and abilities to instead focus on a vast catagogue of magic items he can build and provide to his fellow adventures.
winston munroe (bard / eloquence)
🏆 ⸻ unlike emmett above, winston does not know about the reputation of bards throughout the community and beyond. what attracted him to the character instead was the concept of inspiring his allies and helping foster their performance during the game - like a coach. content to sit on the sidelines while others took the spotlight and he could support them with spells half-remembered and poorly cast.
eloquence was the pick of the litter. silver tongue and communication. sort of inspired by his husband of all things, much to ishmael's very subtle embarrassment. winston didn't mind a chance to fluster.
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